| Our recruiters found Jessica at the beach during spring break, where she was participating in a wet T-shirt contest. She won, naturally, and since we're always on the lookout for winners, we approached her afterward. We went over our generous vacation benefits, the merchandise discounts, the prospects for advancement, and our vertically integrated factory. "Vertical," she asked, looking a little disappointed. "I'm more of a horizontal girl." There are opportunities in that area as well, we assured her.
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